final 10, back on track

[howard]

yo whuddup whuddup

i bet you guys missed me? 8)

realtalk though i'm lame on confessionals this season, but also trying hella hard in the game with the time i got, i dont understand it. i usually like to roast the cast in my confessionals. anyways, i haven't gloated quite yet about it but i made MOTHERFUCKING JURY sons.

a bit on my vote last night to save arlie: i was caught in a pickle

ika told me that she had cody's vote

i couldn't verify with cody

because i thought cody was saving ika, i decided to save arlie because that's what literally everyone in power wanted me to do and i dont fuck around quite yet on backstabbing them, and i hoped cody was gonna trick those fuckers.

turns out cody didn't save ika

and now we're here at square one. 

i'd rather ika be here than arlie or porsche, but either way i would've lost someone close to me. still, i'm hustlin and bustlin through this round and hopefully have a bright future in this game. i'll talk more tonight about my plans, just wanted to fill you in on the arlie vote.

i was also exhausted AF from leaving a few days. literally flew out 14 hours after buying the tickets, saw my auntie and my cousin, got some shit together for them like the baby's room and all that good stuff since the baby was early and i am pretty sure they procrastinated getting the baby room set up. then i flew back. i slept like 7 hours over the course of that entire weekend. now i'm back to work. kill me now

BUT ALLSTARS AINT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

lets go.

#backontrack.

[howard]

erika is shitting on me for nominating her and jackie... not sure i should be taking strategy advice from erika tho 🤔

aight time to talk about WHY i nominated erika and jackie, because it's a hella confusing and long-thought out process. i knew i wanted jackie up and nominated, and ideally targetted. i really didn't want to put erika up initially, cause i knew erika would be erika and say stupid shit and people would probably have her as the DT. but my pawn options are limited and each one would be a bad idea. i had just saved arlie, i have a good relationship with cody, and i'll talk about corey in a hot second. so i'm like, damn, i think it's gotta be jackie and erika

i know what your thinking, so dont you damn say it. ", howie, this is a boring hoh. wahhhhh, this is like the last few rounds. wahhhhhh, you're just kelsey's lil bitch." and you know what??? NAH, that's not the case, this was the best set of noms for howard and i'm not at all kelseys bitch. it would've been better had i not won hoh, but goddamnit i won hoh so i had to make magic happen. fuck the haters.

jackie is the person i have the smallest relationship with in the house. erika, honestly straight up, i just don't like her. i want jackie gone but if erika leaves i wont cry about it, and in this situation... i want jackie ousted and targetted. if someone pulls the wool over my eyes and targets erika instead, then at least i know just how loyal people like porsche and kelsey are. but everyone knows my target is jackie.

so here's how the cookie will crumble this week depending on how shit goes down: if one of the noms wins veto, the other nom leaves. plain and simple. if neither nom wins veto and jackie leaves, then i'm a happy king and shit goes simply for the next round. if neither nom wins veto and erika leaves, then imma have to bust some balls, ideally kelsey's and porsche's.

cause you see, kelsey and porsche really shouldn't fuck with me. if they do, they're gonna lose, i guarantee it. here's why: i have some valuable dirt on them. a little alliance between kelsey, corey, and porsche. oh, and kelsey is trying to start an alliance with me, zach, and nat. so kelsey, you really wanna make me happy this week if you wanna last a bit longer in this house is all i'm sayin'😎

i got zach and i got nat down way before kelsey does because we have already talked smack on kels, and now that corey is looking to ditch those two girls, thats a majority. arlie hates kelsey as well. cody, i'm not sure if i'm higher up or kelsey is higher up in his personal totem pole, but either way, he wont like hearing about all her alliances.

so, again, kelsey wants me to be happy this week. this is why i love erika roasting me for "doing kelsey's dirty work". i love watching her call out kelsey round after round, trying to pin shit on her. she thinks kelsey is in charge, and porsche is the co-captain, when in reality i think your boy howard has this ship on lock for the entire trip to the finish line.

and that's also why i made my noms. yeah, i want jackie out this week, but this is more of a test to kelsey's ability to keep shit simple. i know kelsey likes to play this game, i know she's crazy. so she has two options:

1. listen to me and oust jackie this week, make me a happy camper and make everyone content with life for another round.

2. start a war that she will. not. win.

i told you motherfuckers at the beginning "get comfy and get cozy cause you'll hear from me for a while", i wasn't lieing, i'm taking this shit to the end. i'm doing better than i've ever done before on bbrnf and i'm committed. lets go.

[howard]

me when i do a word puzzle.

[howard]

that awkward moment when you're testing how tame kelsey can be and she gets nommed by mvp

[howard]

either way i'm g etting the vibe that kelsey woulda listened and this week would've gone my way, i'm now a bit more worried about cody and arlie. i gotta tighten my grip around those fools.

[howard]

this round is less of a powermove and more of a dick measuring contest. just how much can i get away with? it's not hella impressive that i'm getting out jackie over erika but it's showing i do have enough sway to get people to actually be okay with jackie leaving over erika.

[howard]

so nat decided to add her vote to the zach vote, 2 votes to save erika


and people are panicking i guess about that??? interesting.

[howard]

Kelsey Faith - Today at 6:31 PM
Natalie is keeping Erika btw
So it'll be 3-2-1
Cody Calafiore - Today at 6:42 PM
Oh okay :open_mouth:
Kelsey Faith - Today at 6:43 PM
Yeah she swapped bc Howard thinks you'll try to keep Jackie








oooooh dammmmmmmn kels is that a name drop?? you sly girl 🤔

[howard]

 ive been working on cody this entire, damn, game. you can't steal him from me, kelsey