episode 1 son

[howard]

ika really wants me to go on call i think lol

not used to going on call for these games ngl

anyways whuddup whuddup its your boy jp

aka 3 time loser

aka the dude with the flu

aka ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ

aka the muscle with the hustle

coming at you live from my san jose apartment with some chicken and beer and i'm about to WIN this SHIT dog, i'm not holding back. you think i'm going light? i haven't gone light since BIRTH. you think i'm gonna hit the cruise control? i only go one speed baby and that speed is however the FUCK I wanna go. i dont take shit lightly and these fuckers wont deny the passion i'm bringin to the table.

theres two things u gotta expect from me. i'm gonna fuck around, but i'm gonna do it smartly. i play at the pace that suits me and i've mastered what i'm doin baby, getting final 6 twice and final 7 once (losin to a FLU) is pretty fuckin great. the only thing that can cut me down is my past, but even that isn't horrible.

i'm worried i played hella games and it'll catch up to me, but i have a good relationship so far with the hoh's and i think that'll only get better. i'm "hunting" porsche but idgaf about the twist thing, i'd rather have an ally that wont nom me than a dope ass secret veto or something. especially this early on.

the plan? talk to the new people i haven't met yet. that was my strength in my twisted AS game. after that? wing it baby. i'm still gonna utilize my past relationships while givin the new ones some priority. it's how i roll and it's what i do best.

get comfy and get cozy cause you'll be hearing from me for a few months to come. howie outie, baby.

[howard]

honestly pissed and surprised at porsche nominating me.

she was literally my best friend in bbrnf13 and she continues to think that didn't mean shit, seasons later. all that season she thought i hated her. is that shit me or is that shit porsche being stupid paranoid?

[howard]

at first i was gonna act diplomatic and chill about it... but nah.

this is allstars and i'm not louise. i'm me. and i get pissed when people nominate me after i've had a good rapport with them at FINAL 20. i talked to porsche A LOT and even before she was hoh. wtf??? U GOT A GAME ON YOUR HANDS, HOSTS.

[howard]

and her logic was that she offered people safety before cliques were updated.

i gues i shouldn't have corrected the hosts and let the game go on. fuck me right?

[howard]

awright salty howard is over, deep breathin'.

i think my weakness as a bb player is how little i hide things. i'm a schmoozer but i'm an honest schmoozer. you get me chatting and i'll charm your socks off but i have a hard time hiding how i feel about things and i always stand up for myself, even if i should sometimes keep my trap shut. i blame my heritage/upbringing, but i'm the least passive person i know. it's an interesting pair but i think it works well for me more often then not.

tonight, i think it didn't work out with me 100%

a good bb player wouldn't have gotten mad at porsche, especially with how this round is still easy peasy baby. i'm safe more than likely, first of all i think i won botb but even if i didn't, i think i can stay against cody if it REALLY came down to it.

i still lashed at porsche tho, but imo for VERY understandable reasons. dis bitch... dont get me started on this bitch. let me give you a list, dogs, about what porsche's reasoning is this round and how shitty it is. i think i'm in the right for my anger.

1) porsche blamed the fact on me being nommed because she had given her word to all the other options that the'd be safe. she gave them her word BEFORE CLIQUES WERE UPDATED. yep, so i basically stood no chance there.

2) i didn't hit her up before her ceremony. i get that, that's pretty bad. always talk to the hoh. except...

3) she fuqqin posted her ceremony before deadline by a few hours. and wasn't even going to bed.

yea fuck that shit, normally i feel angry when i'm nommed but i just feel hurt. i talked to porsche a lot before my nommage and to see this shit, all because she gave some rando's her word that they'd be safe? you know what that tells me? she gave 9 other fuckers her word, and not your boy howard. 

bet your sweet ass i'm gonna retaliate unless she schmoozes the FUCK outta me and gives me a reason to not nominate her.

i still think i showed too much emotion when talking to her, and tried to u-turn it around. she knows i'm angry, i know i'm angry, and now you guys know i'm angry.

and when i'm angry, i'm driven. porsche didn't give me the key i wanted, but i'm startin the engine re-fucking-gardless. game on.

[howard]

Kelsey > Corey
Porsche > Sarah
Becky > Erika
Shelli > Jun
Natalie > Kelsey
Jun > Zach
Erika > Jackie
Howard > Porsche
Cody > Ika
Zach > Tiffany
Jen > Michael
Tiffany > Shelli
Ika > Jen
Arlie > Becky
Corey > David
David > Natalie
Jackie > Arlie
Sarah > Steve
Steve > Howard
Michael > Cody