Post by howard on Aug 12, 2017 17:33:36 GMT
whuddup whuddup fam, this is me howie comin at you live from a starbucks cafe. it's been like 4 days without internet now at my home and i'm honestly pissed at life, at my apartment management company, and at my car cause it's got it's check engine light on too. fuck me up dog.
ok, thats all the bitchin i'll do for this confessional. promise.
so to explain what happened last round since i didn't have a way to post a solid confessional unless i decided to do it on mobile; basically natalie wins hoh and has like a million thoughts a minute about what she wants to do. i'm pretty sure she thought of nominating every single person (other than me 8) ) at several different points throughout the process. first, she was targetting porsche. then she targetted cody. then cody won veto, thought about putting up corey as a pawn to refocus on porsche. and then, decided to target erika. what a roller coaster, jeezus.
all in all, still glad natalie won hoh. i'm pretty sure half the house woulda put me up on the block, and i'm not even sure if that includes corey or not considering he hasn't been put to the test at ALL on whether he's actually on team howie or not. either way, i'm a lobster in some hot ass water and i need to win hoh THIS week in order to get even a touch at the finish line. if i dont, imma get the same placement i've gotten the last two seasons i've played and i'm NOT about to be another basic bitch 6th after all the love and effort i put into this, and after all the shit thats gone down.
of course i'm also considering the end game and what i wanna do if i win hoh. imma put up cody and porsche, target cody. if a nom wins veto, i think imma target kels. badabing badaboom. shits easy. i'm not worried about WHAT imma do to get to the end, i'm more worried if i got the chops to get the win.
i'm a convincing guy, if i'm in the FTC imma talk my way outta shit. however, people know me for that at this point. can i get away with it in the ftc? i've gone from getting zero votes to getting the win in final tribal councils before (HOLLA at twisted fame). I've gone from getting 0 to getting 4 votes and 1 vote away from getting the win (HOLLA at stranded fame). i've gotten final juror and guaranteed winner in an ftc before several times (HOLLA are pure fame TWICE!). you should just call me the closer at this point cause i know how to end the game with a winning resume. if i dont have a winning resume, imma MAKE one.
but until then, i gotta clutch this hoh and get to the end in the first place. wish me luck.
ok, thats all the bitchin i'll do for this confessional. promise.
so to explain what happened last round since i didn't have a way to post a solid confessional unless i decided to do it on mobile; basically natalie wins hoh and has like a million thoughts a minute about what she wants to do. i'm pretty sure she thought of nominating every single person (other than me 8) ) at several different points throughout the process. first, she was targetting porsche. then she targetted cody. then cody won veto, thought about putting up corey as a pawn to refocus on porsche. and then, decided to target erika. what a roller coaster, jeezus.
all in all, still glad natalie won hoh. i'm pretty sure half the house woulda put me up on the block, and i'm not even sure if that includes corey or not considering he hasn't been put to the test at ALL on whether he's actually on team howie or not. either way, i'm a lobster in some hot ass water and i need to win hoh THIS week in order to get even a touch at the finish line. if i dont, imma get the same placement i've gotten the last two seasons i've played and i'm NOT about to be another basic bitch 6th after all the love and effort i put into this, and after all the shit thats gone down.
of course i'm also considering the end game and what i wanna do if i win hoh. imma put up cody and porsche, target cody. if a nom wins veto, i think imma target kels. badabing badaboom. shits easy. i'm not worried about WHAT imma do to get to the end, i'm more worried if i got the chops to get the win.
i'm a convincing guy, if i'm in the FTC imma talk my way outta shit. however, people know me for that at this point. can i get away with it in the ftc? i've gone from getting zero votes to getting the win in final tribal councils before (HOLLA at twisted fame). I've gone from getting 0 to getting 4 votes and 1 vote away from getting the win (HOLLA at stranded fame). i've gotten final juror and guaranteed winner in an ftc before several times (HOLLA are pure fame TWICE!). you should just call me the closer at this point cause i know how to end the game with a winning resume. if i dont have a winning resume, imma MAKE one.
but until then, i gotta clutch this hoh and get to the end in the first place. wish me luck.