Week One - Here I Go Again

[moses]

What's up, everyone? You may remember me as "the guy who lost to Shelli", but this game, I have so many more chances to lose to other people. I've been attempting to talk to everyone, but either they don't get my humor, or they're cool with me. No in between. So the last time i played, I made final two by being kind of a dick, which in the end, fucked me over. So this game I've decided to try something different. I'm gonna be a dick. 

Or at least, I'm just gonna call it like I see it (which is usually wrong). So that being said, let me do some cast assessments. 


WHY. I feel like you're purposely fucking with me at this point. Gah, okay. I don't see him making too many friends off the top, so he'd probably stick close to the people of rnf14. Which is good, but i know the dude doesn't trust me.


Becky is cool. I think she'll be quick to look around and see her best move and best group of people to go with. But I do think she's relatively loyal if we end up going that route. I am thinking if no one sticks out as an early boot, she could potentially be a nominee at least.


I asked him to help a brotha out. he never did. rip.


I remember during his season i found him very boring. I'm glad to say that after a conversation with him, I was 100% right. Next.


Man fuck David. He's chill, level headed and rational, holding normal and intelligent conversations. He's gonna be doing that to everyone and he's gonna become people's favorite because he's genuinely likable. He's one you gotta watch out for. I don't want to end up on the wrong side of the argument with this guy.


Our dynamic in a nutshell.

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Steve Moses - Yesterday at 3:35 PM
Yeah. It's an art form. Camera angles and editing can make a movie. Birdman is about a play and was filmed in a series of really long takes. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl has really inventive camera placement that creates a visually stimulating movie.

Erika - Yesterday at 3:36 PM
do you copy and paste this stuff

Steve Moses - Yesterday at 3:36 PM
I would recommend anything from Edgar Wright. The man knows how to make a funny, emotional story that is also very beautiful to watch. like it's aesthetically pleasing

no lol

Howard's my man. Of course I know he's gonna be playing hard, probably getting recruits now and trying to be laid back and low key, but 100% he's somebody who would work with me, and I'm not about to turn him down, even if I know that I wouldn't be his only partner in this.


o ok. steve's #1 fan is in the house. (also howard's #1 fan)


Haven't talked much to her.


I honestly forgot Jen was here. I haven't spoken to her once.


One of the people to beat. I can already tell that we're gonna be cool with each other, but never actively work together unless we get thrown into a bad position together. That's okay though, you can't work with everybody. 


I feel like the dynamic between Kelsey, Shelli and I will be palpable and people might lump us together. therefore, I gotta stick by her side, especially since she's going to be way bigger of a threat than I ever will be.


he doesn't like the Jonas Brothers, but he did say he'd have a threesome with me. The jury is still out.

 
I talked with her a little bit. I'm keeping it strictly platonic with no gameplay talk at all, because she did get evicted last game because of me. I need to be cautious with her.


I wrote her a love poem hold on.

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Porsche - Today at 10:27 PM
you wrote a poem for me??
I think I'm falling for you already

Steve Moses - Today at 10:27 PM
absolutely
want to hear it
?

Porsche - Today at 10:29 PM
um
of course!

Steve Moses - Today at 10:33 PM
there lived a girl named porsche in the bb home
who caught the attention of steve, who was sitting alone
her blonde hair, her gorgeous face
not an inch of her personality seemed out of place

doves flew above her, as she took a seat
opened her mouth to have something to eat
"porsche, listen to me" steve had said
"girl lemme suck on yo feet"

she looked back, wondering if he had a brain disorder
"Stay back" she said, before i get a restraining order
now his love burns for her, his discrete thoughts at bay
or as quiet as it can be, from 250 feet away
yw

Porsche - Today at 10:33 PM
hahahahaha
I love it
ok, that's it
final 2

idk who that is im sorry


I've put away any annoyances i had at the end of my last season where she won, and am willing to work with her. Although if anyone asks, i'm still annoyed by it. Why rebuild a burnt bridge in public? 


sexy ass mfer


I really like tiffany. i haven't talked to her much, but I get a good vibe from her. Hopefully something comes from this.


there's a zach this season? damn. i missed him too.


There seems to be a slightly cohesive group of rnf14 peeps sticking close by in case we get targeted. That's all well and good, but that's not going to last forever. So I need to reach out and brand myself as an outsider early on, so I can have other connections in case i get into a bad spot. Which is where me not always being online will help. I know this is short, but right now it's all simple conversations and getting to know people. I'll post more later.

Moses out.

[Kat]

Gonna love reading your stuff Steve!

Also I'm dead @ the poem for Porsche!

[moses]

Awh, thank you!

Right now I've been joking about working together with people.

Kelsey, Shelli and I might have a serious thing in the books. Along with that, PrinceNav (that's his username idk who the fuck that is on here) wants to work with myself and Howard, which could be a group that runs around causing trouble. It wouldn't be hard for people to peg us though, especially this early in the game. Porsche is in love with my and wants my four eyed babies because of that poem I wrote for her, so that's good. And Jun is keeping me as one of the people she's not directly against right now. I'm not letting anything become serious until at least after HOH though

[moses]

So let's start out with the fact that Cody just straight up offered that I was his DT. Why? In what world would telling me, the current HOH who needs reasons to put people up, help him in any way? This dude has no chill and it's cracking me up. Then he joked about potentially trying to get me out like he wasn't one of the people available for nomination.

Corey is so fucking boring. He was talking to me about New Jersey for half an hour before I realized it was just my microwave beeping. Are we supposed to talk to EVERYONE? Can I just hold off until he's gone. He's a human vortex of fun. He's the type of dude who would show the girl a powerpoint on safe sex before doing anything.

I used my brief time in a clique to save face with Arlie and Tiffany. Arlie because I know he has reservations about me, and Tiffany because i think she's loud enough to where we could have fun in this game together. Talked to David about how nice and rational he seems to be. I'd rather be backstabbed with a butter knife than a steak knife, you know? 

HOH reign is going well so far. I've yet to pull a Brian.