Smile of the Day

[Ika]

To my babies,all my fans & live feeders
Some of you may remember this if you know your RNF history
to those who don’t
I promise you that you will
become a fan of this
thread all season..
I decided to bring back some of my favorites with a dash of new one's
enjoy



Its back!!! 





Smile of the Day

[Ika]

A man called home to his wife and said:
"Darling ,
I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me
to get that promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes for a week
and set out my rod and fishing box,
we're leaving from the office
&
I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh!
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."


The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy
but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he came home
a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home
and asked if he caught many fish?
He said:
'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills,
and a few swordfishes.

But Dear Wife,
Why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas
like I asked you to Do?"


The wife replied:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}"I did, dear.

Your new blue silk pajamas are in your fishing box!"

Thanks by Sexy & RoRO

[tiffany]

you're so silly, I love it.

[Ika]

KISSES!!!!!!!

Will and his two friends are talking at work.  

His first friend says: 

"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.  

The other day I came home and found 

wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."   

His second friend says: 

"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber  

The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."   

Will says:  

"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."   

Both his friends look at him 

with utter disbelief.   

"No I'm serious.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." ;-|

THANKS BY SEXY & RoRO

[austin]

*as I smile*

[kelsey]

[tiffany]

My smile of the day would be surviving eviction. Don't take that away from me.

[Ika]

I'm a real sweetheart,
and a real smartass as well





A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic.
The teacher says,
"Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence.
You pick up your BB gun and shoot one.
How many blackbirds are left?"

The little boy thinks for a moment and says,
"NONE!"
The teacher replies,
"None, how do you figure that?
" The little boy says, if I shoot one,
will the other birds will fly away scared,
leaving none on the fence.
" The teacher replies,
"Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"



The little boy then says,
"Teacher, let me ask you a question.
There are 3 women sitting on a park bench
eating ice cream cones.
One is licking her cone,
another is biting it
and the third one is sucking it.
How can you tell which one of the women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably
and then finally replies,
"Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."

To which the little boy replies,

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}"Actually, its the one with the wedding ring,
but I do like the way YOU think!".

Thanks by Sexy & RoRO

[austin]

*as I look at Diva and smile*

[Ika]

I AM THE STAR OF THE SHOW

I hate liars
especially when all
I did was keep it real with you




Im very old school
I could say so many things about you and your character
However I'll keep it
simple and sweet so you'll understand
your A cunt

Thanks by Sexy 

smile bitches.....

[austin]

*as I smile*

[Ika]

I'M  SO CUTE 
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO IGNORE ME!!

IN THE NAME 
OF BEA SMITH

Two ladies Talking in heaven


1st woman:

Hi! My name is Wanda..

2nd woman:

 Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman:

I froze to Death

2nd woman:

How Horrible!

1st woman:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:

I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman:

So, what happened?

2nd woman:

I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down to the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that
I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.



1st woman:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both be alive today.... 

 

Thanks by Sexy & RoRo

[austin]

*as I smile*

[Ika]

    
Lemme put you all up in my face  lol



An older, white haired man
walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a
special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock
and brought out a $5,000 ring
and showed it to him.
The old man said,
“I don’t think you understand,
I want something very special.”
At that statement,
the jeweler went to his special stock
and brought another ring over.

“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said,
“We’ll take it.”

The jeweler asked how payment would be made
and the old man stated, by check.
” I know you need to make sure my check is good,
so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday
to verify the funds
and I’ll pick the ring up
Monday afternoon,” he said.

Monday morning,
a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
“There’s no money in that account.”

 

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}“I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend I had?”

Thanks by Sexy & RoRO
farkyes

[austin]

*as I look at Diva and smile*